I’ve Got One Word For You: JESUS

I was in St. Louis last week visiting the folks, and saw a few of these billboards along the side of the highway. As much of a Satanist as I may seem to be, there was something about the pure simplicity of this sign that got to me. Nice to see that Jesus’ advertising team has dispensed with all of those other worn-out slogans like “Jesus Died For Your Sins,” or “Every Time You Tell a Lie It Kills Jesus All Over Again,” and just went for the straight-up stuff.

December 1st, 2005 at 10:21 pm
I wish they put an exclamation point at the end of the name.