Santa Bloody Santa
Finally, my kind of Christmas display!
The Krupnik family put up holiday decorations of bloody decapitated dolls and a knife-wielding Santa to protest the commercialism of Christmas. Guess it’s easier to hide the blood stains on that fancy red suit! According to the story, the inspiration came from the classic movie “Silent Night, Deadly Night.”
Ho Ho Ho - what’s Santa leaving under your tree?
December 15th, 2005 at 3:09 am
LoL. You’re funny. Take a lookit this … Gotta lotta say. I was only a naïve 19 when I began… and finished my novel with a plethora of extremely helpful insights which you may have not yet realized; engrossing wit, sardonic satire; and basically straight-forward-Jesus that’d make anyone cognizant this is only a test of our Finite Existence. For we alone decide which Eternity to go to, Upstairs or DownTown, because we alone have free-choice. Thus, God Almighty respects U.S. when we arrive at the Final Judgment because sHe loves U.S.
Phazers on stun. I talk of a Heavenly Scent, an ardent desire with the whiff of a definite locale, while I bolster the mean, Great Beyond with the passion of a magnanimous madman: Full of some gorgeous, panoramic, tall-true-tales making U.S. yearn and sigh for Heaven Above; A novel of short-stories, quotes, prayers, poetry, hardcore-heartbreaking-hilarity, aggressive conundrums, Salvador-Dali-homily, and some savvy-MHz, avant-garde, Phat-Boy-Christianity from a severely, head-injured Catholic you might call crazy. That’s, uh, all very well-N-good… but, yet, who ever said YOU were sane? Touché? After this is all over, I expect Him to edit my theoretical cranium. I seeeriously doubt He will, though. Jesus loves the crazies who aren’t necessarily conformed by what others think.
What you’ll find in my wonderful, fruitFULL, dynamic novel is an indelible treasure, unlike any other in the known cosmos. It’s by moi. And I’m one-of-a-kind. Not bragging, brudda. He threw away the mold. ONE o’me is plenty HeeHee If you decide to read this delicious script, get in touch with my CPA, Edward Foree, at 1-785-266-9111. Out this month. Poifect for both X-mass and/or evangelism!
GOD BLESS YOU WITH DISCERNMENT!!
December 15th, 2005 at 3:38 pm
Regarding the above post: I love the internet.
December 16th, 2005 at 11:04 pm
what the hay?
December 8th, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Does that guy Fido come from this planet? He must work at spammers-r-us.