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Theme Park most likely to devolve into a Simpson’s-esq horror scene

CHINESE government officials are planning a Bruce Lee theme park, complete with a rollercoaster that emits the martial arts actor’s signature grunts and screams on high-speed bends.

According to local reports, the park will be patrolled by Bruce Lee “mannequin robots”, radio-controlled from within a giant statue of the late star. Read More…

I’ll have to make a trip out there before the micro-chips in the manneguin robots go haywire. Speaking of Robots, we have a new category at 423 - yes you guessed it - the ROBOTS category. Enjoy.

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4 Responses to “Theme Park most likely to devolve into a Simpson’s-esq horror scene”

  1. Andrew Says:
    November 28th, 2006 at 1:46 pm

    I will do my best to make the Robots category the greatest category in the history of bloggery.

  2. Pierres Service » Blog Archive » Theme Park most likely to devolve into a Simpons-esq horror scene Says:
    November 28th, 2006 at 5:01 pm

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  3. Bonnie Says:
    December 2nd, 2006 at 9:46 am

    What does the Korean word bubble say? Just wondering…
    :)

  4. oyg Says:
    December 3rd, 2006 at 2:37 pm

    I believe it says “come and get me”

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