So, you’re thinking of going minimalist for your wedding? Ah, the modern minimalist wedding—a beautiful excuse to ditch the tulle and embrace a saner, more budget-friendly matrimony. Forget rustic barns and over-the-top centerpieces; we’re talking sleek lines, neutral tones, and maybe even some actual breathing room on the dance floor. You know, a wedding that would make Marie Kondo swoon (at least I do, she has kept my apartment SO CLEAN).

Okay, let’s dive in with the venue. Gone are the days when you had to book a ballroom bigger than Central Park to impress Aunt Margie. Minimalist venues are all about architectural features, natural light, and gasp not seating every third-cousin-once-removed near the open bar. Think industrial lofts, art galleries, or even a backyard that’s not completely overrun by squirrels. These spots ooze chicness, and as an added bonus, there’s less space to fill with stuff you’ll never use again. And let’s be honest, no one really wants to do the electric slide next to a table stacked with more mason jars than one’s heart can bear.

Now, about that attire. Say goodbye to poofy gowns that swallow brides whole (saying hellow to minimalist bridal gowns) and clean cut tuxedos that only look good in old black-and-white movies. Modern minimalist weddings scream for outfits that are simple yet insanely elegant. Think sleek satin, tailored suits, and maybe—just maybe, a nod to the unconventional with a jumpsuit or some daring asymmetry. Style points for going monochrome, like you just walked off the set of a black-and-white film where everyone spoke in whispers and not a single shoe was scuffed.

Oh, and can we talk about the guest list? Because here’s the thing — less is always truly more. If you can’t recall the last time you spoke to someone without checking your Instagram history for a photo evidence, maybe they shouldn’t get an invite—just a thought. Imagine a wedding full of people you actually want to spend time with, where small talk doesn’t feel like a mortal combat. It’s going to be a blast, right? An intimate party where you won’t have to write an Oscar-worthy acceptance speech thanking everyone for “just being here.”

Then there’s simple decor—the cherry, or lack thereof, on this minimalist sundae, a handful of well-placed greenery sprigs, candles flickering in understated holders, and tablescapes so clean you’d think no one was invited to eat. It’s gorgeous, it’s functional, and best of all, you won’t spend seven hours arranging mini fairy lights into something Martha Stewart might approve. (Because, let’s face it, she can make a trip to the grocery store look like a royal event. We, on the other hand, are mere mortals.)

Let’s not skip the food, because someone once said, “Quinoa salads don’t make friends,” or something like that. Embrace a minimalistic menu that focuses on quality over quantity. You know, plates filled with local produce, sustainable options, and maybe something cheekily unexpected—like a build-your-own taco station (because, c’mon, who doesn’t love tacos?).

The whole point of a minimalist wedding isn’t just cutting down on stuff; it’s about focusing on what truly matters. The lovebirds tying the knot, a few close friends, some good tunes… and maybe an extra slice of cake for good measure. At the end of the day, whether you run off to city hall or throw a quiet party on a rooftop, remember that the very best part of any minimalist wedding is that everything’s centered on you and your partner. No distractions, no fuss—just many, many happily ever afters. Now, let’s just hope Aunt Margie understands…