Ever tried planning a wedding in New York City? Let me paint you a picture. Imagine fitting an elephant through a subway turnstile. Welcome to the exciting world of wedding planning, where a single flower can cost as much as your apartment rent and guest lists include people you haven’t seen since middle school.

But fear not, lovebirds with an appreciation for less is more. Let’s dive into the enchanting trend of minimalist weddings, where simplicity reigns supreme and drama takes a backseat—right along with that cousin who insists on DJing your reception.

First things first: the venue. Forget the ballrooms and botanical gardens. Instead, think parks, rooftops, or—gasp!—a charming back alley (okay, maybe not a literal alley, but you get the idea). These spots offer character and intimacy without the hefty price tags, plus they leave room for creativity—like stringing up fairy lights or scrawling ‘Just Hitched’ in sidewalk chalk.

Now about those invitations. You could spend a fortune on elaborately embossed parchment or you could opt for a postcard. You heard me. A simple, stylish postcard that says, “Show up, or don’t.” Keep it short, sweet, and mercifully free of glitter—which inevitably ends up in your shoe three months later. Or better yet, go digital. Save trees, save money, and save yourself the heartache of tracking down Aunt Muriel’s mailing address.

The ceremony. Seriously, who needs 45-minute-long vows that could rival a Shakespearean soliloquy? Keep it concise. Speak from the heart, shed a tear, exchange the rings, and let’s call it a day. Preferably before a downtown parking meter runs out. It’s what you say, not how long it takes, that counts.

On to decorations. Minimalist doesn’t mean austere; it means thoughtful. Consider a handful of strategically placed candles, a single bouquet of wildflowers, or a fabric arch instead of a floral jungle. Make it pop but don’t break the bank. After all, you’ll need spare change for your buddy who’s karaokeing Sinatra later.

Ah, the dress. Disclaimer: The average wedding dress costs enough to make your credit card cry. But minimalist brides know the power of a sleek silhouette or a second-hand gem. Vintage shops and online platforms are your pals. Find something that’s so you—you can twirl but still hop on the subway without a trail of tulle behind you.

Food and drink, perhaps the most vital of the minimalist checklist. A chic food truck, taco stand, or even a taco bike (yes, they exist) will satisfy your hungry guests without the migraine-inducing seating charts. And why not a BYOB policy? It’s practical, cost-effective, and surprisingly not tacky when done with a flair. Consider your engagement gift to them (and your wallet).

Finally, consider hiring a photographer friend who owes you one from that time you trekked to Brooklyn at midnight because they locked themselves out. It’s a win-win. Authentic candid moments over staged poses any day.

In a city where life is on fast-forward, minimalist weddings offer a delightful pause; a moment where the spotlight is on love rather than pomp. Here, the mantra is simple: more heart, less hassle. Forget the frills and follow the whispers of your heart. Because at the end of the day, it’s about two people saying “I do,” while hopefully keeping within the MTA schedule.